id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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