This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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