How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
