Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
