McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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