Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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