New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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