I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Jerry, you need to find god
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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