who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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