i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
