the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
