You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Farmville is her only friend.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That accounts for only three of the penises
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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