we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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