"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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