doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
