You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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