I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Barsexuality is the new black.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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