problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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