Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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