everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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