i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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