I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I bet he comes in French.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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