Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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