take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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