to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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