What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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