One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
a search helicopter?!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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