I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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