Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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