So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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