I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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