Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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