i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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