I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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