Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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