Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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