They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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