while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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