it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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