Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She needs sedatives and a leash
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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