that's an acceptable place to lick
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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