People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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