yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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