you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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