brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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