She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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