we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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