just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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