I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
whose parrot is this?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Randomize
