what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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