Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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