Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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