i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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