You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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