who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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