We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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