Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I touched a dick in church today
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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