Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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