Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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