I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
