We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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